{"id":669,"date":"2025-02-24T08:30:50","date_gmt":"2025-02-24T08:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kensmartips.com\/hairloss\/?p=669"},"modified":"2025-02-24T08:30:50","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T08:30:50","slug":"sculpting-a-gross-renaissance-monster-what-the-hell-is-this-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kensmartips.com\/hairloss\/?p=669","title":{"rendered":"Sculpting a Gross Renaissance Monster \u2013 What the Hell Is This Thing?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UpzibUGiSoo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>An ancient enigma, a grotesque monster, and a cryptic question: Quo Tendis? \u2013 Where Are You Heading? This cursed creation, dredged from a 1551 emblem book, hides a secret that haunted Renaissance minds. And what is that flapping, phallic\u2026 thing? Let\u2019s sculpt it. But be warned\u2014this build gets weird.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83e\udec0 Want more cursed creations like this? Your support keeps these builds alive.<br \/>\nGet early access, behind-the-scenes, a shout out and maybe even receive one of my cursed creations!<br \/>\n\ud83d\udc80 Patreon: https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/somethingwkd<br \/>\n\ud83d\udc80 YouTube Membership: https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/@SomethingWkd\/join<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\udc17 Instagram: https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/something_wkd<br \/>\n\ud83d\udc79 Check out my store for dark, twisted artwork and merch: https:\/\/somethingwkd.com<br \/>\n\u2615\ufe0f Or buy me a coffee: https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/somethingwkd<\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s the strangest, most cursed creature you\u2019ve ever seen? Tell me in the comments\u2014I might sculpt it next. Stay wicked. \ud83c\udf18<\/p>\n<p>Want to get into sculpting yourself? Here are the tools I use:<br \/>\nRESIN<br \/>\n\u25ba Vacuum Chamber &amp; Pump: https:\/\/amzn.to\/45qtKMV<br \/>\n\u25ba Resin: https:\/\/amzn.to\/45vhevn<br \/>\nSCULPTING<br \/>\n\u25ba Cosclay: https:\/\/amzn.to\/3Mu8WMh<br \/>\n\u25ba Super Sculpey: https:\/\/amzn.to\/3FMi5fn<br \/>\n\u25ba Texture tool: https:\/\/bit.ly\/4gTRq0i<br \/>\nPAINTING<br \/>\n\u25ba Army Painter Mega Paint Set: https:\/\/amzn.to\/3VqCOg1<br \/>\n\u25ba Awesome Brush Set: https:\/\/amzn.to\/4clQAaH<br \/>\n\u25ba Timbertech Airbrush Kit: https:\/\/amzn.to\/3slbJ3y<br \/>\n\u25ba Vallejo Airbrush Cleaner: https:\/\/amzn.to\/3MqcdMk<br \/>\n\u25ba Vallejo Airbrush Thinner: https:\/\/amzn.to\/46WAH8o<br \/>\nOTHER<br \/>\n\u25ba Fabri Tac (For cursed wing membranes): https:\/\/amzn.to\/3De41gO<br \/>\n\u25ba Clay Extruder: https:\/\/amzn.to\/3QrFuYD<br \/>\n\u25ba Miniature Drill: https:\/\/amzn.to\/47bUEbz<br \/>\n\u25ba Green Stuff Epoxy Putty: https:\/\/amzn.to\/3MuuXdE<br \/>\n\u25ba Sculpey Clay Adhesive: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40n4ZhX<br \/>\n\u25ba Vallejo Liquid Mask: https:\/\/amzn.to\/46WL7Vk<\/p>\n<p>IMAGES<br \/>\nDevises hero\u00efques https:\/\/gallica.bnf.fr\/ark:\/12148\/bpt6k71418t\/f1.item<br \/>\nPortrait of John Calvin (1509\u20131564) Anonymous (France)<br \/>\n&#8220;Saint Sebastian Interceding for the Plague Stricken&#8221; by Josse Lieferinxe (1497-1499):<br \/>\n&#8220;The Triumph of Death&#8221; by Pieter Bruegel the Elder (1562):<br \/>\n&#8220;The St. Bartholomew&#8217;s Day Massacre&#8221; by Fran\u00e7ois Dubois&#8217; (1572)<br \/>\n\u201cVanitas ou Allegory of human life\u201d by Philippe de Champaigne, (1646)<br \/>\n\u201cDeath and the Miser\u201d by Hieronymus Bosch (1490-1516)<br \/>\n\u201cThe Field of the Cloth of Gold\u201d by Hans Holbein the Younger (1545)<br \/>\n&#8220;St. James the Apostle&#8221; by Albrecht D\u00fcrer (1516)<br \/>\n\u201cThe Carrack Santa Catarina do Monte Sinai\u201d Unknown Artist (1530)<br \/>\n\u201cBias of Priene\u201d by Michel Wolgemut, workshop of, print maker, Duits (1434\u20131519)<\/p>\n<p>MUSIC<br \/>\nBetween Dreams by Prigida<br \/>\nDead of Night by Ben MvElroy<br \/>\nProcession Of Titans by A Path Untold<br \/>\nFractal by Moire<br \/>\nMiso by Sega Williams<br \/>\nDigital Dreams by Infraction<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An ancient enigma, a grotesque monster, and a cryptic question: Quo Tendis? \u2013 Where Are You Heading? 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